Too Holy For This Sweater

Lighten up the holiday season with a little heavenly humor! Our “Too Holy For This Sweater” Sweatshirt delivers a hilarious, festive twist with a faux knitted design featuring angel graphics, stars, and a playful statement that’s guaranteed to get laughs.

Whether you’re heading to a holiday gathering, strolling a Florida boardwalk in December, or simply spreading some spirited joy — this sweatshirt is the perfect mix of funny, festive, and totally Florida. It’s ideal for those who embrace the season, but still appreciate a witty edge.

Bring on the holidays, halo and all — only at The Florida Sands.

Crewneck Sweatshirt

Product features
- Medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester
- Ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- Ethically grown US cotton
- Embroidery decoration available
- OEKO-TEX-certified dyes

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean